|Tattle||That's the waitress of the Excess Express. Kinda spacey. Think she's an OK waitress? Probably not... but guys always go for girls like this, don't they? Why is that, Mario?|
The Waitress is a character from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. She works on the Excess Express. She wears a pink apron, and her cap has frills along with a pink heart and two purple ponytails. During the story, Mario must retrieve her stolen Shell Earrings, which were given to her by her ex-boyfriend (a Squeek that resides in Podley's Place). It is revealed that her earrings are stolen by Doopliss, who attempts to use them to create a Nitro Honey Syrup. If Mario returns the earrings, the waitress will give him a Star Piece.